Well, hold on, now – easy there, genius.  Angrier than I look. And I look nothing like Robert Carlyle. INFJ.

I may not be a genius. I’m certainly not easy in any sense of the word.

What I am is a generally taciturn, driven, antisocial, introverted, misanthropic scared-of-everything smart-arsed son of a bitch. But I’m also a perfectly nice, normal person. Isn’t everyone?

What I’m interested in is the fact that everyone’s at least six different people at any one time. It’s a bit like having six girlfriends – none of these personalities will ever meet and god help you if any of the friends of one of your personalities meets the friends of another’s.

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